The Facts of Life

Jacob cracks me up like no one else. He is learning new things everyday and is amazed at this new knowledge.

So lately he has been pulling at his boyhood and I am like dude stop that. He says why do I need to stop pulling it? I tell him 'you could hurt it and one day you won't become a daddy.' He looks at me like I lost my marbles and says 'mooooooooooooom, I am a boy and I don't make babies.' I should have left the conversation drop there and been on my way; but I didn't. I went a step further.<----this is a rookie mom mistake and I am not a rookie mom.

I said yeah boys help make babies. He's like 'um how?' Me (nonchalantly) sometimes when a boy and girl are married, they do something where their pee-pees touch and a baby is made. He then took off running and screaming 'OMG Demi do you know when I get married to a girl, I am gonna touch her peepee with my peepee and we are going to have a baby?

She replies 'yeah' she is giggling.

Then Jacob tells his dad hid new found knowledge of how babies are made. Jason is replies 'isn't that gross, Jacob?'

To which Jacob replies 'I am never doing that like ever.'

(He hasn't figured out that was how he was made, he still thinks Jason bought him at the local seed store and I swallowed the seed with water)

Then my lesson is done. Jacob thinks it is gross and that makes me happy.